Ah the terrific twos. Something we didn’t really appreciate so much when we had a two year old and an infant. It seems the differences between my first born and my second are so much more apparent with a 3 year old and a 2 year old. We fondly call our 2 year old Honey Badger since at 2 year old, Honey Badger doesn’t give a shit. 3 year old: […]
That I would cheer for someone when they used the potty and that they would return the favor when they insisted on being present every – single – time – I used the bathroom. That I would have entire conversations perched on the tub with someone while they pooped (and not have had alcohol been involved) That I would have to ask someone not to stick ping pong balls in my bra. That I […]
I’ve noticed lately that raising a toddler is sort of like living with that creepy kid from the old Twilight Zone show that could wish people into the cornfield. They’re sort of “trying” to do the right thing but sometimes miss it by a mile and you have to walk a fine line between crushing their tiny little spirits and helping them to learn how to do things better without […]
I feel that parenting books may have left me unprepared for some of these, but it is never a dull moment. – My potty training toddler peeing in the fridge (I was there and am STILL scratching my head on how this was accomplished). – My one year old climbing up on the couch, over the back, and then standing on a desk laughing at my husband. This was a […]
– It isn’t weird when someone cheers for you when you go potty. – You start to judge cartoon characters (seriously Wonder Red from Super Why…major issues). – Your toddler learned to share YAY! Unfortunately, it turns out that animal cracker has been sneezed on or previously licked D’OH! – You’ve come up with explanations for natural occurrences that put Mr. Wizard to shame “honey it is ok, thunder isn’t scary, it […]
We live in Florida, which during the summer becomes less “vacation wonderland” and more “sweat is rolling down the crack of my butt” not only is it steamy and hot, it rains…a lot. In fact with summer storms and the heat, it becomes our version of winter. So after going through stacks of art supplies and still having a energetic (and now rainbow colored) toddler, I thought that this Wii […]
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